This seemed like a good idea at the time...if you need a translation, then give me a call and I'll make something up. There is a Part II, but I think Part I is enough...
Try a William Boyd novel. They hook you from the start, have interesting and original plots and are not overly long. What's more there are lots of them, and relatively easy to find in second-hand bookshops. Perfect for a holiday read, if you are stuck on a difficult novel or just want something a bit different. His books sometimes feel like he has written them with the aid of a special book-kaleidoscope: twist it again, 10 bizarre plot-lines fall out and Boyd glues them together in 300 pages. Try one!
The Frankenpear story is almost worth its own blog. Parts I and II were back in May (blogs 116 and 117 if you want to read the background; briefly the story is about grafting pears onto our hawthorn hedge). So, the last pics on the blog showed an emerging pear shoot about 5mm in length growing from a hawthorn bush. The graft had worked and Sarah, as she had promised, had to eat her hat. Now look at it! Yes, the pictures show a hawthorn hedge with a grafted pear scion growing out of the top (camera case for scale). I just wonder if in the next year or 2 it might produce a pear. I wonder what Sarah would eat then - maybe a whole suit?
. . . well a dusting anyway. If only the chickens could speak! It did not seem to phase them too much. They are beginning to lay properly now, the eggs not so small and with less double-yokers which apparently is very usual when hens first start laying. Two more are still to start laying and we know which two they are. It's very obvious - they are still pristine white. The reason is that Flash (our sole remaining rooster) has his wicked way with the rest (including a poor bantam) and in the process puts his muddy claws over their backs and squashes them down into the mud. I think that when the hens start laying, their hormones have changed and their smell changes and Flash gets interested. Up until then he leaves them alone, and they stay very white.
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