197. The first rule of Turkey Club . . .

. . . is to name your turkey. Best name this year was Farage followed by Loki Bottomface.



Of course, plucking and gutting are only half the story. Still to come are trussing, stuffing, and cooking.

And then eating!

Bon Appetit and Happy Christmas!

J&Sx

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